So it's been a while. I'm putting the "finishing touches" on a paper on brain death and political resistance (no, seriously) which I have to present to my class tomorrow or Thursday, depending. With my luck I'll get like 5 minutes at the end of lecture and I'll have to be doing my gay power-point presenting while people pack up their shit.
In other news I am just about done with the world's worst group project for Japanese. Unlike most group projects, where I totally dominate and do everything, I was barely involved in this one at all. Mostly because I don't give a shit, since I know they'll fuck me with a BC regardless of effort. Like Goodfellas: "Fuck you, BC." Only in broken English.
The worst part is that I'm teamed up with this pissy little queen who blogged about how he wishes I were more responsible, then asked me to edit his grad.school essay (thank God I did) Today he and the other kid, White Boy Dreadlocks, had a confab in which he shrugged his shoulders and made a concerned face while gesturing in my direction, then instructed me to make sure I "read the paper over a couple times before our presentation." Honestly. I thought I would strangle him to death with his fake cashmere scarf.
The dog is improving after a brush with death this weekend, which involved the vomiting of bile and the projectile shitting of blood. After a trip to the puppy ER (first estimate=$902.00. I decided to pass on the radiography, etc.) he's on bland diet and a cocktail of doggie drugs.
So that's that for now. I leave you with some
classic games to put a smile on your inside parts.