Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Perhaps you flipped me off today.

If not, you're in the minority. Because my car ran out of gas on the corner of John Nolen and Broom Streets. Awesome? Awesome. One has no recourse but crying and retaliatory off-flipping.

After my final exam (Japanese) I'm ready to rock out with my cock out, proverbially. See you on the flipside, blogmos.

Meanwhile, here is your Christmas present.

Monday, December 12, 2005

You can avoid my wrath by not talking to me

So it's been a while. I'm putting the "finishing touches" on a paper on brain death and political resistance (no, seriously) which I have to present to my class tomorrow or Thursday, depending. With my luck I'll get like 5 minutes at the end of lecture and I'll have to be doing my gay power-point presenting while people pack up their shit.

In other news I am just about done with the world's worst group project for Japanese. Unlike most group projects, where I totally dominate and do everything, I was barely involved in this one at all. Mostly because I don't give a shit, since I know they'll fuck me with a BC regardless of effort. Like Goodfellas: "Fuck you, BC." Only in broken English.

The worst part is that I'm teamed up with this pissy little queen who blogged about how he wishes I were more responsible, then asked me to edit his grad.school essay (thank God I did) Today he and the other kid, White Boy Dreadlocks, had a confab in which he shrugged his shoulders and made a concerned face while gesturing in my direction, then instructed me to make sure I "read the paper over a couple times before our presentation." Honestly. I thought I would strangle him to death with his fake cashmere scarf.

The dog is improving after a brush with death this weekend, which involved the vomiting of bile and the projectile shitting of blood. After a trip to the puppy ER (first estimate=$902.00. I decided to pass on the radiography, etc.) he's on bland diet and a cocktail of doggie drugs.

So that's that for now. I leave you with some classic games to put a smile on your inside parts.